Sunday, January 27, 2008

Milkshake Explained

Ok, so it turns out I have completely unplugged-from-pop-culture friends. I posted a great picture of [name omitted] in full-on voluptuous profile and included a reference to Milkshake by Kelis. You know (or probably don't) - My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard... etc. That song is from like 2003 or something. Anyway, my post gets a rather subdued response. ...Crickets... I, however was rolling when I posted it. Nothing. Oh well. But today I'm skiing with [name omitted] again, and she tells me she saw her picture on the blob, along with - ready for this? - "that nice poem" (!) WHAT!? I am dumbstruck. But then - this is great too - Matt also would like to understand the origin of my clever verse(!) And EVERYONE else I've spoken with since is just as clueless! Holy Hell! Looks like I'm going to have to tailor more carefully my Gazongas references from now on.

Here's some reference material. Educate yourself:

Wikipedia: Kelis Milkshake

Music Video (YouTube): Kelis Milkshake

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Kelis Shmelis, it STILL reminds me of Aunt Noreen, ride pimped :)



Wait...I want more of that great Ham poem.Poem funny.
However, them Madame Curie green eggs not look good.

I would not eat them with a fox.

Well, maybe with that one fox with them perky Garbanzo Beans, and a shake, to go.