Decided against quick pre-work lap on Short Swing and opted instead for six hours of trail-breaking in a foot and half of new snow. That was ol' Fur Man's idea.
Happily broke trail past the Short Swing turnoff (which everyone else on the planet was taking) and headed toward Powder Park One. I know where Powder Park One is - in the sense that I know of it, and have some reason to believe it exists. Dave however knows where it is, so no problem. Blizzard conditions abound, we are undeterred, unthwarted. Snow Leopards and The Arctic Fox match our gate, I'm sure.
DFM has us hellbound. I am uncomforted by his wanderings, meanderings, murmurings, and the not-so-rare "Where the fuck?..." self-mumbles from his direction. I have fear. Dave would go all Donner Party on you at the drop of a hat. That's his style - ask forgiveness over asking permission - to eat you. But I will not go down without a fight. I concentrate on excreting toxins for a little while, but have no real idea how. Damn you, Amazon frogs! I scrunch my face up horribly - certainly I must appear unpalatable. He's hanging back and watching me with apparent reserve. Haha! I got my eye on you DFM!
Here we see Dave enjoying himself in the snow!
Self-portrait (note the rock-hard abs!)
Ah! The sun came out for a minute later in the day!
1 comment:
This is hysterical.
What. You don't have a MAP? Wait here. I'll make you one.
While you wait..
Re: "Go all Donner Party.."
Am adopting this phrase in lieu of "Have a Cow" which has lost it impact since that whole Milkshake episode
Re: Rock hard abs
IMPRESSIVE
Re: Amazon Frogs
They do that to me too. Never eat them if later in the day you will be sitting on a hard bench at Pace's
Re: Message from your Mother
NEVER GO PLACES WITH MEN LIKE DAVE
and if you are ever lost again, TEXT ME nine one one
....okay, here's your new map...it is only downtown Ogden, but you can name it after me...
love, Amerigo
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