Hey Pope! Hey Pope! Hey Pope! Swing Pope!
> Who's on First?
> The Pope.
> Oh. What's on Second?
> The Pope.
> What're you asking me for??!
A priest walks the aisles of the Yankee Stadium offering communion. (Yahoo News Photo caption):
"Body of Christ! Get your Body of Christ here! Turns to flesh in your mouth! Hot-n-salty Body of Christ!" (Unfortunately they have to stop selling the Blood of Christ after the 7th inning. "Blood of Christ! Get your ice-cold Blood of Christ here!")
And here's a picture of a herd of Nuns doing the wave at Yankee Stadium:
Apparently ol' Benedict really gets their motors running. He's so dreamy! Look how he balances his napkin on his head!
"Today I consider myself... the luckiest Pope... on the face... of the Earth..."
Later the Pope was overheard revealing that David Ortiz's Red Sox jersey is buried under that upside-down pyramid thing at the Louvre. Certainly the Steinbrenners will want to recruit The Albino to do something about that...
